Newsletter #38 - 2026-09-11 02:38:35


Your desk is a mess and it's ok (7/10 | 9/10) + arms day, but for gamers (8/10 | 7/10) + buttons, but make them 1997 (7/10 | 8/10)

That one guy that reads every single DKIWT issue will notice that there are a few different things this time. Because you are not that guy (I know because I am him), let me tell you what is new: there is now kind of a justification of why the items get the factor ratings they do. You're welcome. There is also the price for anything that I can find the price for. You're welcome. The "more info" link is now at the bottom of each section. You're welcome. Slight change on the template for each item: a quick summary or note and then the specs. You're welcome. The only thing that has not changed is the awkwardly long intro. You're welcome. Go now. Thank you for everything. Follow me on X, it's so lonely over there. 


One plug to rule them all

Your desk has five chargers on it and a power strip you are slightly afraid of. This replaces all of it with one box. Ah, and the box has a screen, because yeah, why not? 

The CUKTECH 30 Ultra Desktop Charging Station is a 300W GaN desktop charger with five outputs — three USB-C, one USB-A and one DC barrel port — built to replace the pile of adapters currently holding your desk hostage. The DC port carries the full 300W for gaming laptops and the box ships with DC tips for Lenovo, HP and Acer, while USB-C1 and C2 each deliver 140W of PD 3.1, which is two MacBook Pro 16" to 50% in 30 minutes (wow, man!). It has a 1.83" IPS color display showing real-time wattage, voltage and current for all five ports at once plus a power curve (really needed), and it speaks Xiaomi HyperCharge up to 120W, UFCS, QC 3.0/3+/4+/5, Huawei FCP/SCP, Samsung AFC and Apple 2.4A, thus this is an equal opportunity charger that plays no favorite brand. It monitors its own temperature continuously, reallocates power dynamically as you plug things in (it knows about your Steam Deck, ROG Ally and Legion), and comes with a 240W PD 3.1 USB-C cable, a braided cord and a grounded three-prong mains lead. I'd say it's pretty cool plus it looks attractive too.

Coolness factor: 7/10 | DKIWT factor: 9/10 (why? A charger is a boring category, so coolness caps out. But knowing a desk station can full-speed a gaming laptop over DC while showing you the live power curve — that is squarely on "didn't know I wanted that" terrain.)

https://cuktech.com/products/cuktech-30-charging-station Buy Amazon US $159.99 (B0FR48K6G9) / Amazon UK £139 — note: CUKTECH's own store lists it as not purchasable (!); Amazon is the buy link (the link above is the non-affiliate link because with about 3 of you clicking on there and 0 buying this, there is not much money to be made for me).


Arms day, but for gamers

Two ways to play on a phone: prod the glass like a man swatting a mosquito, or clip on a controller and accept that your pocket now has a dedicated gaming compartment. Razer's answer folds, which is the interesting part, and we love interesting parts. Oh, and if it looks pretty wide, that is because it is.

The Razer Prio is a foldable mobile controller that collapses to roughly the footprint of a credit card and twists open into a full two-handed gamepad: capacitive thumb sticks, a tactile four-way D-pad, face buttons, bumpers and triggers. It runs on USB-C only — no Bluetooth, no pairing, no battery to charge, it drinks power juice from your phone instead — and it holds up to 7-inch handsets including the iPhone 17 Pro Max and Galaxy S26 Ultra, while clearing most slim and medium cases without you getting the phone out first. The face buttons are deliberately silent for bus and waiting-room duty so only your shouting will disturb others, a dedicated Razer Cortex Mobile button throws you straight into your library, and it plays nice with Xbox Cloud Gaming, Steam Link, PS Remote Play and Razer's own PC Remote Play. Folded, it is the size of the things you already carry; unfolded, it is as wide as your arms can reasonably hold = it's ok.

Coolness factor: 8/10 | DKIWT factor: 7/10 (why? Razer tax and design earn coolness, but everyone already knows phone controllers exist, so meh.)

https://www.razer.com/mobile-controllers/razer-prio Price $99.99 (Razer's own listing; wider retail expected)


Nostalgia with a hinge

Somewhere between a phone and a Game Boy there is a shape we all remember and nobody has shipped since, maybe with good reason. 8BitDo shipped it for thirty dollars.

The 8BitDo FlipPad is a $29.99 flip-style gamepad that plugs into your phone's USB-C port and folds down over the screen like the top half of a 1997 flip phone, turning a slab into a proper vertical handheld. It is wired USB-C, so there is no pairing and nothing to charge, the hinge is rated for over 6,000 open/close cycles and the connector for over 10,000 insertions. You get a real D-pad and ABXY buttons with actual travel, all in 31.5g, and it still works with most cases up to 2mm thick. It asks for iOS 26.2+ or Android 13+, a phone body of 8–10mm, and there is a black EDC edition sold only through 8BitDo's own eShop. 

Coolness factor: 7/10 | DKIWT factor: 8/10 (Why? at $30 it is an impulse buy, and on the DKIWT side, a flip-phone gamepad in 2026 is pretty cool, I'd say).

https://www.8bitdo.com/flippad/ Price $29.99 (Amazon US)


You liked? You're welcome, I will keep this format. You didn't like? I will keep this format. Must leave now to find new stuff to show you. Yes, that is all I do. I live off the air I get from writing all this. Do what you love, and you won't have to work another day in your life. Namaste.